Fallacies and Zombies

There is no proof that zombies don't exist, therefore they do exist.  Furthermore, by looking back at the history of World War II, one can find evidence of a zombie attack scheduled for December 21, 2012.  World War II, a time where Adolf Hitler and the Nazi army ruled Europe; for many years, Europe was ruled by the fascist Reich with an iron fist.  This continued until the Nazi blitzkrieg made the mistake of attacking the U.S.S.R., thus awakening the Soviet Red Army.  Because the Russians and Stalin were awesome, the Nazi's destruction was inevitable, causing Hitler and his officers to seek other options as retaliation.  It is known that all Nazis believed in the supernatural, and that there was a secret branch funded by the fascist government that researched and dealt with the supernatural.  Just like the Nazis in the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark" all Nazis believed in the occult.  Around the climax of World War II, when the Red Army had the Nazis cornered, a handful of German scientists found a way to reanimate dead bodies through experimenting on allied prisoners because by experimenting on allied prisoners they found out how to reanimate the deceased.  This successful experiment was applied to all of the Nazi army, dead or alive, thus making an army of zombies buried and waiting for the day that they will rise from their graves and once more rule the world.  The fact that Hitler's body was never found meant that he was zombified and buried in a secret Nazi catacomb.  Moreover, since there was no talk of the December 2012 apocalypse theory post World War II, the Nazi's obviously tampered with the Mayan calendar and started and spread the rumors of  2012.  This is the set date where the army of zombies will rise from their graves, devour humans, infect them, and spread the zombie plague all around the world.  If you do not believe me, just ask George Lucas, for he stated that he believed that the world will end in 2012.  Mr. Lucas also stated that he has a Millennium Falcon in his garage that will be used for his swift escape when the end is at hand.  Because of all this undeniable proof, the Nazi zombie attack in December 21, 2012 is confirmed and imminent.